For the benefit of the faint hearted, let me preface this story by saying that it ends well.
I was a dozen paces from the apartment on my way to the beach this morning, surfboard tucked under my arm, when something stung me on the front of my left knee. I didn't see what it was - I assumed, and still assume that it was a wasp or a bee - but it was immediate and painful, and with much muttered swearing I hopscotched back to the
casita, quickly stripped off my board shorts to make sure there wasn't still a stinging creature lurking in them, popped a Benadryl, and with more muttered swearing and a painful red welt on my knee, put my board shorts back on and headed out for a second time.
Ten minutes later, I arrived at the beach, and headed over to the big log under which I habitually hide my flip flops. As I bent over to put down my surfboard... I felt something sting me in the left side of my ribs. I frantically clutched at my rash guard and yanked it away from my ribs, and that's when the scorpion fell out. Not a little tiny baby scorpion like in
the photo I posted before. A big one - probably in the neighborhood of two inches long. You see, my rash guard fell off the hanger it was drying on last night, and I forgot to shake it out when I put it on this morning. I probably spent 30 minutes with that scorpion just hanging out against my skin before he finally decided to get feisty.
Luckily, the sting was probably not a sting at all, for it didn't turn red, swell up, or even really hurt after the initial nip. I suspect it may just have been a pincher grab. In any event, I was thankful that the coincidental beesting had led me to take that Benadryl.
And, as they say, you should have seen the other guy. My standard protocol when I encounter a scorpion is to smash it, and in this instance I followed protocol with a large stick and somewhat more than the usual
frisson.